"So Random"


We get to Chuckie's stop at the Goodwill and he gets off. Just as he's leaving the bus, I hear a scream and I see in the mirror the Sabers guy and he's falling forwards with a big spray of blood coming out of his back.

It takes me, what, two seconds to stop the bus and stand up. By the time I do, this guy has puked all over the floor. Nurse Lady has him up on his side and is taking his pulse. She tells me to call 911, so I do. Well, I radio in for it.

The guy is on the floor going all wiggy and shit, and I'm like so lucky I'm not all covered with blood like the guy across the bus. Like that would be so traumatic. I can't even believe that. Oh my god. I would just die.

Me and Julian, the busdriver, go out to coffee a few weeks later. You know, if you had told me I was going to find a man on the bus because of some fucking crackhead hobo I would have told you to quit shittin' me.

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