"So Random"

a dynamic short fiction
by Shawn Rider

created for you just now:
Jun 22, 2017

I got one lady, she's like the day I learned to drive: Everytime I see her it just makes my day. She might ride once, twice in a week, in the mornings. She works at some hospice up the road, I think. She's got a face like a nurse, walks like a nurse, wears a pen on a little rope around her neck like a nurse.

At least it's the good busdriver. Most of these idiots run so late you wouldn't believe it. You just want to scream at the top of your lungs, it's such bullshit.

I'm reading my paper and trying to think about what I'm going to have for dinner. I used to be able to eat those Lean Cuisine dinners like every night, but lately they've been shit. I don't know if it's me or the dinners, but one of us has been shit lately.

I get on the intercom and tell Sabres that he's got to settle down. "Settle down there," I say, "Settle down and leave that gal alone. She don't need no bother."

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